JoshuaGomez ([info]mynotsogaylife) wrote,
@ 2006-03-16 10:43:00
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Gay President?
A question was posted at the forum section of guys4men (a gay site) and the answers were interesting.

The question was, "What if people like us would become President (of the Philippines) what would be the first three things that you will implement immediately after assuming office?"



Some answers were obviously gay.

*Marcova will replace Rizal

*lahat ng Goverment Establishment kulay pink at may name ko Hervee (all Government Establishment will be painted pink and with my name Hervee on it)

*change the police uniform to something more comfy and fashionable.


While some answers were really interesting
*raise the salary of the police force.

*adopt sustainable developmental policies that involve three key dimensions: the environment, the economy, and the society

*increase funding for education and enhance the business potential of the country .

*outlaw squatting, and ensure implementation.

*computerize Filipino passport, it's a shame, it's only us who are not yet computerized ( haven't travelled abroad, is this true people? - JoshuaGomez)

*an ultimatum dialogue with separatist insurgents. if no positive results - - eradicate them all.

*bitayin lahat ng KURAKOT (hang all the corrupt officials).


You, what will you do if you become the President of the Republic?

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[info]criosdan
2006-03-16 06:05 am UTC (link)
never will be, never going back there to live! ;)

but hypothetically anyway, I'll make sure tangtangon tanang tigulang nga politiko sa gobyerno, replace them with intelligent still-idealistic young politicians. pati media pud!!! mga halas ang media sa pinas.

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[info]i_am_only_human
2006-03-16 12:23 pm UTC (link)
you can't answer that hypothetically even! You're a fag hag not gay! :P hehehe...

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[info]criosdan
2006-03-16 10:23 pm UTC (link)
ay nangaway ang bayot ay! ngita ka away dong ha? unsa man, kita ta sa gawas ha? ;)

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[info]i_am_only_human
2006-03-16 10:56 pm UTC (link)
I don't believe in violence anyone who says so I will strike down with a hammer and stab with scissors. :P

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[info]tatsu_kun
2006-03-16 11:00 pm UTC (link)
The correct quote is.. ahem : I am not a malicious person, and I will strike down the first person who says that I am!

If you're gonna use a hammer and scissors how about disfiguing genitals with a tin opener :D

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[info]i_am_only_human
2006-03-16 11:06 pm UTC (link)
I am filled with Christ's love! *throws Bible!* LOL

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[info]criosdan
2006-03-17 03:35 am UTC (link)
you guys are one sick couple....my type of people ;)

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[info]i_am_only_human
2006-03-17 11:32 am UTC (link)
...we know you can't resist us. how will you ever live without us. i couldn't imagine. LOL

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[info]mynotsogaylife
2006-03-16 07:35 am UTC (link)
Yes, expecially media in the Province, grabe!

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[info]i_am_only_human
2006-03-16 12:26 pm UTC (link)
"*computerize Filipino passport, it's a shame, it's only us who are not yet computerized ( haven't travelled abroad, is this true people? - JoshuaGomez)"

hmmm.... i would assume so. it'll take you a month to get a passport and you have to do it thru a travel agency to get it sooner. it only takes a two weeks at most here.

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[info]secret_rain
2006-03-17 09:25 am UTC (link)
I agree with that passport thing. Makalagot nga dili ta maka check in online sa aiport kay dili computer-readable atong passport. Makaulaw baya... Akong first and second passports kay handwritten ang info page. Karon, akong third, kay typewritten. Please!!! Palit na mo ug computer tawon palihog!

p.s.you gotta love my bisaya

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[info]i_am_only_human
2006-03-17 11:31 am UTC (link)
tagaan ug chance. naningkamot ug naningtiil baya intawon si indai beth aning iyang bisaya. hhehe

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[info]secret_rain
2006-03-18 02:18 am UTC (link)
leyching yawa..a..a..a..a

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[info]dyames_d_lawyer
2006-03-17 04:17 pm UTC (link)
1. impose economic reforms. strengthen farm support and taxes collected from import and export services should be used to develope means to improve our standing in the international market.

2. impose political reforms by cutting down bureaucracy--and the heads of corrupt public officials and officers, red tape, unnnecessary politicking; reduce priveleges given to people in power; taxation should be designed in such a way as to make it more productive rather counterproductive i.e. no to regressive form of taxation. the bulk of the burden always rests on the masses which makes it entirely oppressive.

3. alleviate basic social services: housing, medical assistance, education, salaries of public employees should be upped according to the present cost of living;traffic management,etc.

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[info]mynotsogaylife
2006-03-18 01:47 pm UTC (link)
IBOTO SI DYAMES!

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[info]dyames_d_lawyer
2006-03-20 02:34 pm UTC (link)
and i forgot, when i become president, badly dressed employees will be chucked out without due process!

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[info]mynotsogaylife
2006-03-21 04:10 am UTC (link)
Hahahaha! You should see the uniform of the employees of Manila City Hall. It compliments with the floral shirts of Mayor Atienza - - Walking Table Clothes! HAHAHAHAHA!

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[info]dyames_d_lawyer
2006-03-21 01:09 pm UTC (link)
we'll start with atienza then

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